what do you call a cow with no legs

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Why that’s the punchline

• It plays on the idea that a cow without legs can’t stand—so it’s “grounded.”
• “Ground beef” is also a common food term, making it a classic wordplay joke.

Bonus variations (because the internet loves these)

• Cow with two legs : Lean beef
• Cow with three legs : Tri-tip
• Cow with no legs in water : Beef buoy

A timeless bit of humor that still pops up in forum discussions and meme threads whenever someone asks for a quick laugh.

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