The film If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is available to rent or buy digitally in several places right now, and it will start streaming by-subscription at the end of January 2026 in the U.S. and Canada.

Where to watch right now

You can already watch If I Had Legs I’d Kick You at home via digital rental or purchase.

  • Digital rental/purchase (US):
    • Amazon Video
* Apple TV / Apple TV app

* Fandango at Home (formerly Vudu)

* FlixFling

* Plex (paid rental)
  • Digital rental/purchase (Canada):
    • Apple TV
* Amazon Video

* FlixFling, Plex (rental)

These platforms list it as a 2025 thriller/drama starring Rose Byrne, and you can usually choose HD or 4K quality.

Subscription streaming dates

If you prefer to wait until it is included with a streaming subscription, there are confirmed start dates.

  • United States:
    • Included with HBO Max (often branded just “Max”) starting January 30, 2026.
  • Canada:
    • Included with Crave starting January 30, 2026.

Once those dates hit, you’ll be able to stream it at no extra rental cost if you already subscribe to those services.

Any free options?

There are a few limited free or library-linked options, depending on region.

  • Hoopla (Canada): Stream for free if your public library supports Hoopla and you have a library card.
  • No ad-supported “free with ads” platforms (like Tubi or Pluto) are currently listed as carrying the movie.

Most “free” options right now still require either a library account or a paid subscription, not a no-login free stream.

Quick FAQ style recap

  • Is If I Had Legs I’d Kick You on Netflix?
    No, it is not listed on Netflix.
  • Where can I rent it tonight?
    Amazon Video, Apple TV, Fandango at Home, FlixFling, and Plex all offer it as a digital rental in the U.S.; Apple TV and Amazon do so in Canada.
  • When can I stream it with a subscription?
    From January 30, 2026 on HBO Max (U.S.) and Crave (Canada).

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